Of Oatmeal and Driving Slow...

Nathan asks me while on the phone -

"Megan, why do people drive so slow?"

Speaking from my non-linear chains of thought I responded spontaneously:

"They drive so slow, because they are scared of the faery nazis hijacking their cars, slashing their tires and turning them into bowls of oatmeal."

Nathan bursts out laughing and we proceed to speak of the psuedo-philosophy question of "How do you know you aren't a blueberry muffin?" Since the term blueberry muffin is a human word which is a concept for human perception... thus you might be a blueberry muffin to a goldfish.

Nathan asks, "Why are you working for us?"

I reply, "Making money."

He said, "Good Answer."

Kurt, meanwhile, is laughing at me.